And somehow that is wisdom

protomlad:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

@agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

I want an Avengers AU that’s just about Sandwich making. 

konzelwoman:

Disney wedding dress line 2011-2014.

cruelbritannia:

I love that you can clearly see Evans go “SHIT” and Stan go “WOW” and Scarlett definitely reacts, but then plays it off like it’s no big deal. 

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

ramsweeneys:

once: REMIX | listen | download
  – sometimes once cast members do covers of the songs from the show and it is INCREDIBLE.

1. "on raglan road" – cristin milioti | 2. "the hill/please, please, please let me get what i want" – declan bennett and arthur darvill | 3. "leave" – cristin milioti | 4. "falling slowly/just give me a reason" – zrinka cvitešić and jeremy taylor | 5. "if you want me" – david hunter and robbie white | 6. "gold" – cristin milioti, david abeles, and will connolly | 7. “when your mind’s made up” – arthur darvill, ben hope, glen hansard, et al. | 8. "the hill/things unseen" – declan bennett | 9. "falling slowly" – david hunter, alex turney, ruth westley, tim parker, sophie reid, dogan megmet, and robbie white | 10. bonus track

favorite people: Sebastian Stan
”Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.

hologhoul:

teenblainegel:


#im pretty sure that already exists#it’s called the tony awards